All My Heroes Wear Masks

I'm going to keep this post short and sweet. We talk about the man Stallone, answer some questions, and probably say fuck allot. Music in this show is from the movie Cobra. Feedback comes from Jamie, Jake The Snake, Stan, and first time caller Metal Mikey from Action Attraction (metalmikey.libsyn.com) Get a hold of the show by calling 206-203-2487 or email allmyheroeswearmasks@gmail.com Next time we meet we will be talking My Bloody Valentine (1981)

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Brian Austin Greens ass is fired!! If you don't want to follow his ass out the door then you better follow C-7 protocol and listen to this fucking show. While your at it build me a big fucking knife with six blades that spin around. So the full AMHWM crew dive face first into Robert Halls newest work. This might be the last time you hear us together as a crew  for a while, as Xander Kane has a announcement to make. Its the god damnedest though, we had a longer than normal talk about this movie delving into all of its crevices. I guess it takes a movie like ChromeSkull for us to care enough to talk so damn long about it.  We skip feedback this week as Tyler was racing the clock before he had to work, so we will get to everyone's feedback next week.  Music in this show is all ChromeSkull related. Get a hold of the show by calling 206-203-2487 or email allmyheroeswearmasks@gmail.com Next time we meet we will be talking a Sly Stallone flick called Cobra (1986) which is streaming on Netflix.

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What up? The crew is back together after a month of hit and miss lineups. Thats right Captain Rapey Face is back! Xander Kane and Tyler battle for the sake of battling because thats what they do when they talk movies. The Are You Fucking With Me stories get extremely fucked up again in honor of Jasons return. The hosts run down their top 3 movies of 2011 then their bottom 3 of 2011. We also pull a couple top 10 lists from horror-movies.ca to chat about. Other movies talked about in this show besides Pieces range from Hostel 3, Apollo 18, to Fright Night 3-D. We move the listener questions to the end of the show mainly because we forgot to answer them at the beginning. Feedback comes from Satan, Sparkles, Jake The Snake, and Jamie. Music is from Pat Benatar and White Snake. Get a hold of the show by calling 206-203-2487 or email allmyheroeswearmasks@gmail.com Next time we meet its Chromeskull Laid to Rest 2.

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We are back and not talking franchises or Christmas horror. We are back to picking random ass movies and as far as im concerned I would rather be talking about the entire Amityville franchise. So yeah we get down and dirty on a 70's movie that we would love to hear your thoughts on. The opening of this show ran extra long with lots of listener questions, which were fantastic and a What You Been Watching featuring Insidious, The Caller, and Grave Encounters. Feedback in this show is from Jake The Snake, DarkDoucheBag, Newty, and Dark Deadite 313. Might I add that Newty was extra fired up in his voice mail. Plus I think I played every ones voice mails out of order. Ohhh well would you expect anything less? Music in this show is from Kiss. Get a hold of the show by calling 206-203-2487 or email allmyheroeswearmasks@gmail.com Next time we meet we will be talking Pieces.

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You heading to Marcott? What a coincidence we are to. So jump on in and join us as we talk about a lesser known Christmas movie called Dead End. Are You Fucking With Me makes its return and its pretty fucking weird because all the stories have something to do with the movie in one way or another without any planning. We are one up a co-host and who knows maybe we will be complete next time. The one question that comes from this show is will we suck this dicks movie?  Who the hell knows. Music in this show is once again Christmas related and is from Korn, Twisted Sister, and some random bullshit from YouTube. This will be the last of the Christmas themed horror movies for this year. We were suppose to do some Silent Night Deadly Night but shit got a little to real in life so maybe next December we will hammer that out. This is probably the last episode until the last week of December so we will be taking a week off for the holidays then coming back in full force. Feedback this show comes from Jamie and Billy. Get a hold of the show by calling 206-203-2487 or email allmyheroeswearmasks@gmail.com Next time we will be talking The Legend Of Hell House (1973) which is streaming. Until then Merry fucking Christmas!!!!

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Holy jumping Jesus Christmas shit!!! Its the first All My Heroes Wear Masks Christmas special and its damn near 4 hours long!!! Not to mention the only two hosts to make it on the show get pretty wasted and no one is left to pick up the pieces. The horror tournament winner Mary Elizabeth Winstead makes her return the show. Might I add she is looking hotter than ever. This isn't actually the first recording of episode 84 this little known fact is explained within. Some of the listeners have been asking, where the fuck have you been? Well we are right here, thanks for asking though. We also wrap up some final thoughts on A Nightmare on Elm Street via messages from the forum. Music in this show is Christmas related and comes from Corey Taylor, Amarna Reign, Korn, and A Very Metal Christmas. Feedback comes from Jake The Snake, Jamie, and Stan. One last thing is there should be a thread on our forum appearing soon where we want your favorite movie posters from 1960-1979. Get a hold of the show by calling 206-203-2487 or email allmyheroeswearmasks@gmail.com Next time we meet we will be talking Dead End.

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Freddy is fucking dead!!!! Thank you Jesus now we can talk about something different. So Join Doogan, Jason, and Tyler as we put the Nightmare series to bed. Surely they could have come up with a better way to kill Freddy. I mean come on. We were also suppose to do a full show on the 2010 remake but decided its not really worth it, but we talk about it a little bit in this episode. Id say the one reason to tune into this installment is because we have inside information on a little known Heather Langenkamp movie that some of the listeners might be interested in. Music in this show is from Staind. We get a email from Xander in which he gives us his thoughts on the rest of the series since he couldn't be on. Voice mails are from Jake The Snake, Stan, Darth Douchebag, and Newty. Get a hold of the show by calling 206-203-2487 or email allmyheroeswearmasks@gmail.com Get on our forum at KillerReviews.com Next time we meet we are talking Black Christmas & Black X-Mas

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The Dream Master gives birth to the Dream Child and its a boy!!! Well we hope it was a boy anyway because Freddy would look weird as a girl. We have a contest going on so tune in to the beginning to find out how to play. That dirty slut Sparkles somehow got into our voicemail line so call and hear the message he left for everyone. Tyler proclaims Lisa Wilcox the best character in this series and can strangely relate to her dad. There is also a little Full House talk and I guess we can blame Xander Kane for that. Feedback this week is from Jake The Snake, Darth Ballsac, Sparkles, Jamie, Baby Kisser, and Stan. Music in this show is all Nightmare on Elm Street related. Get a hold of the show by calling 206-203-2487 or email allmyheroeswearmasks@gmail.com Get on the forum at KillerReviews.com Next time we meet its Freddys Dead and Wes Cravens New Nightmare.

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Is A Nightmare on Elm Street 2 really a gay movie? Why yes it is, you don't have to tune in to figure that out. Jason wants to sleep with Doogan while a chick waits for him in the pool cabana? Doogan also gives us a run down of Halloween in Vegas. He actually went to the Myers house. I'm going to go ahead and admit we did not stick to our promise of no gay jokes in this episode we made on the forums. So that means its up to Jake to tell us how many times we slipped up. There is not a gayer movie than Nightmare 2 unless you count Broke Back Mountain. Nothing like seeing your lead male character shirtless and pantless through most of the movie. I guess we would have to consider Jesse a scream queen. Music in this show is from Dokken im sure your not surprised, and Aerosmith. We also throw in a little Siskel and Ebert review of Nightmare 3. These two are a couple of fucking retards. We get some feedback from JakeTheSnake, Sparkles, Darth Ballsac, and Stan. Get a hold of the show by calling 206-203-2487 or email allmyheroeswearmasks@gmail.com Get on the forum at KillerReviews.com Next time we meet its A Nightmare on Elm Street 4 & 5

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