Here we are again after our week off to recharge our batteries and let our livers heal up a bit. Jason decides to take a extra week off. The usual shit is going on in this episode with questions, four dumb guys talking about movies, and Are You Fucking With Me makes its disgusting return. We also chat a little bit about The Cabin In The Woods. Before you get all giddy like school girls...don't, because we don't chat about it for very long. Also don't fret if you haven't seen it yet as we give a ample warning on when we talk about it and if you fast forward you won't miss anything. One correction is Tyler calls "Adrienne King" "Jamie King" at one point. Thought we should clear that up here before Newty loses his shit. Music in this show is from Slipknot. Feedback comes from Video Boy, Imperium Rex, Johnny Wayne, Jake, DawnKatDead, and Jamie. Get a hold of the show by calling 206-203-2487 or email allmyheroeswearmasks@gmail.com Next time we are talking Repo! The Genetic Opera. The semi exciting announcement is found at the end of the show and it basically is about what we will be covering for the next couple months. Im sure all of you will enjoy the titles that are coming in the near future.
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Well we fucking made it! 100 goddamn drunken nonsensical episodes of The 3rd Best Podcast In The World! This one turned epic in size mostly because of all the alcohol consumption. So if you haven't been paying attention the subject at hand for the celebration is a Freddy vs Jason commentary complete with some drinking rules. We also pull in some listeners to get wasted with us. The listeners that joined were Johnny Wayne, Stan, and Jake The Snake. Im pretty sure Jake redefined the term "fucked up". So download this episode, listen to the opening, then sync the commentary up and enjoy. Music in this show is all from the Freddy vs Jason soundtrack which is a hell of a soundtrack. One of the best in my opinion. So feedback comes from Newty, Metal Mikey, Jake, Baby Kisser, DawnKatDead, Imperium Rex, Video Boy, Travis, Lurtz, and Creepy Craig. We also have to give a big shout out to Lurtz for taking the time to pull some clips for us. You can find those sprinkled through out the episode. Get a hold of the show by calling 206-203-2487 or email allmyheroeswearmasks@gmail.com Thanks to everyone that has been listening these past 100 and here is to another 100. assuming we all survive to get there. Next time we meet its Behind The Mask.
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Here we be again with our five man crew. Thats right I said five man crew. It seems that Darth Ballsac, the executive producer of porn and the show, is officially our fifth member because we love him. So the subject at hand this time around is the House of Wax remake. How much of a remake is it really you may ask? Well we really don't know. We are going to turn it over to listener Dawn Kat Dead for a explanation if these two movie even slightly go together, if she would be so kind, since she is a expert on Vincent Price movies. I don't know about most of you out there in podcast land but I would totally still do Elisha Cuthbert even though she is now missing a finger. She is one of the hottest actresses in movies today. We banter a little bit about episode 100 that is coming next week to let you know what is going on. Music in this show is from Deftones and Marilyn Manson. Feedback comes from Video Boy, Jamie, and Baby Kisser. get a hold of the show by calling 206-203-2487 or email allmyheroeswearmasks@gmail.com Next time we meet its Freddy vs Jason. If you are joining us make sure you have a copy of Freddy vs Jason on hand. We will still be doing feedback and questions if you want to leave some for the next go around. Also if you have a favorite moment from the past 99 episodes let Lurtz know on the forum. Last thing is be sure to get the Reaping Monday album off of iTunes and leave a review for those guys.
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Now you tell me what I should do. I heard about it, I always do. I can't go out for a minute. It's impossible. Fancy girls, in their fancy dresses and lipstick, laughing and dancing. Should you stop them? I can't stop them. But you do, don't you? And they can't laugh and they can't dance anymore. You've got to stop, or they'll take you away from me. I will never, ever, let them take you away from me. You're mine now forever. And, I'm so happy. Feedback comes from Video Boy, Johnny Wayne, Lurtz, Metal Mikey, Jake The Snake, Stan, and Jamie. Music in this one is all fucked up because we drunkenly picked them. The first song is a Tyler pick. The second comes from Jason. The last one is compliments of Ballsac. Get a hold of the show by calling 206-203-2487 or email allmyheroeswearmasks@gmail.com If you want to be part of the 100th episode shoot us a message and let us know. We are trying to get a idea of how many people are wanting to join us. So either a Twitter message or a message on the forum under this shows thread will be fine. Next time we meet we are talking House of Wax (2005)
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We are back again to bring you a post Scream slasher movie called Cherry Falls. This is one of those movies perfect for this show to discuss and it was a blast. The shows executive producer Darth Balllsac comes back again and also Jason is back in action. We make some strange connections this time around such as everyone from Fincher to Nightmare on Elm Street has ripped off Cherry Falls. How is this possible you may ask? That movie is very clever, thats how. So all the music in this show is from TJs band Reaping Monday. So if you like what you hear from them be sure to check out the Reaping Monday Facebook page for all their updates. Feedback this time around comes from Stephen, Video Boy, Johnny Wayne, Jake The Snake, TJ, Baby Kisser, Jamie, and Metal Mikey. Once you go check out that Reaping Monday page make sure you request a cleaned up copy of the Katy Perry cover they did. It was fucking epic! So get a hold of the show by calling 206-203-2487 or email allmyheroeswearmasks@gmail.com Next time we meet we will be talking Maniac (1980) We also pretty well lay down our schedule from now until 100.
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Get ready to take your medicine listeners because the doctor is in!! Thats right its Dr. Giggles time! You voted for it and here it is. Believe it or not this is kind of a special episode because All My Heroes Wear Masks turns two years old this week. Jason decided to take a week off, so we pulled in Darth Ballsac to lay down some knowledge on us. If you are into horror documentaries tune into the beginning as we run down a list of the 10 best ones that are streaming on Netflix. There is a little nugget of what we do on breaks sprinkled in this show. Im sure everyone will be impressed by that. The opening runs long once again due to questions, the list, and us sucking the balls off the American Pie franchise. Music in this show is from Caliban. Feedback comes from Imperium Rex, Video Boy, Johnny Wayne, Sparkles, Jake The Snake, Pee Wee Herman?, and last but not least Baby Skeletor. Get a hold of the show by calling 206-203-2487 or email allmyheroeswearmasks@gmail.com Someone once asked how do you guys pick the movies you do? Well that secret is told at the end of the show when Tyler just blurts out Cherry Falls. So next time we meet we will be talking Cherry Falls (2000) If you watch the movies along with us you can find this one on YouTube.
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Hello there kiddies we are here again and this time talking about some TV horror with a couple episodes of HBO's Tales From The Crypt. I don't mean to sound like a douche, which I have a habit of doing, but I think we picked three kick ass episodes. The episodes we talk about are Jasons pick All Through The House, Xander Kanes pick Ventriloquist Dummy, and Tylers pick Television Terror. The normal other shit that we do happens as well. We answer some questions, run down a story, offend a whole race of people, and say what we really think about some of the "finer" horror podcasters. Yup just business as usual. Music in this show is a couple songs from the new Cannibal Corpse album and a classic Skynard song. Feedback comes in email form from Imperium Rex, Lurtz, and the always awesome and knowledgeable Video Boy. Every week we look forward to correspondence from the good ol Video Boy. Voice mails come from Newty, Paula the Koala, Stan, Jamie, and Jake The Snake. We kind of give Jake more shit than usual but you know we love you Jake. Get a hold of the show by calling 206-203-2487 or email allmyheroeswearmasks@gmail.com Since you guys voted for it! Next time we meet we are chatting about Dr. Giggles.
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Here we are again with a full cast and crew. Some may call it a Full House starring Bob Saget. So we delve into all kinds of moral questions this time around ranging from statutory rape, to the mean kind of rape, by mutant sea creatures. Thats right the creatures came for some good old fashion raping. Are You Fucking With Me makes its return again and Jamie raises a good question about the Twitter Nazi Jason. Feedback in this show comes from Video Boy who we dedicate the last two songs in the show to, and also Jake The Snake, Darth Ballsac, and Jamie. Get on the forum to vote from the 5 movie choices there to pick what movie we do next. Music in this show is from Devil Driver and a couple songs from the Rocky 4 soundtrack. Get a hold of the show by calling 206-203-2487 or email allmyheroewearmasks@gmail.com Next time we are talking 3 Tales From The Crypt episodes entitled And All Through The House, The Ventriloquist Dummy, and Television Terror.
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So we meet again and we want our god damn dead baby pictures you fucks! The legend of black foot is told again in a long rundown of questions we missed last show. Believe it or not we discuss some Titanic and Tyler tries to pass the gay card off on anyone he can. Its awesome because we have a full cast this time. Yes Jason is back from gator land and Doogan is fresh off his backieotomy. Bad news is we get some kind of weird feedback audio wise during the show we couldn't ever figure out where it was coming from. So the audio may be a little rough at some points. But we will try to get that shit cleaned up for next show. Music in this one is from Slayer and Stone Sour. Feedback comes from Video Boy, Metal Mikey, Imperium Rex, and a kinda sort version of a email from Lurtz. Voice mails are from Jake The Snake, and Darth Ballsac. Get a hold of the show by calling 206-203-2487 or email allmyheroeswearmasks@gmail.com Next time we meet we are going to be talking Humanoids From The Deep (1980)
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Well its time for the remake and its in 3-D so it has to be good right? Join Xander Kane, Tyler, and a special guest as they run down the 2009 My Bloody Valentine. Rumor has it that mother fuckin Tom Atkins is in this bad boy. Our special guest disappears about five minutes into the movie. I guess he was tired of our drunken ramblings. We get so many questions that we only get through half of them. So next show will most likely be epic in size as we play question catch up. But keep the questions coming, we have allot of fun trying to answer them. Music in this show is from Deftones. Feedback comes from Video Boy, Travis, Butler aka (Polar Bear), Jake The Snake, Metal Mikey, and Vaughn from MotionPictureMassacre.com So get a hold of the show by calling 206-203-2487 or email allmyheroeswearmasks@gmail.com Next time we will be talking The Night Flier (1997)
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