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Episode 170 : Stay Alive (at the end)

We go rather unconventional to get a show for you this time. There's no regular introduction, the boys just jump in with both feet and start the show off with some baseball talk and the ever popular wrestling segment. They do a rather in depth talk about Wrestlemania and talk about Ballsac visiting Jason to watch Wrestlemania for a bit. The boys do a somewhat chat about some what you've been watching. Our heroes don't do the conventional rundown of Stay Alive, but Tyler and Ballsac sure get into it during their discussion. We close out the show with feedback from Gus, a black hillbilly, Stan, Jake, and we play 1 of the crank calls from the group at Unholy mofos during their episdoe 50 show. (if you want to hear their drunken rampage for the voicemail, check them out over at http://unholymofos.podbean.com/e/episode-50-it-commentary/ )

We close the show, and hopefully not for the last time, but Tyler needs a break after Ballsac's bullshit.

You can always reach the boys on Twitter :
@slipknot123 - Tyler
@strangeland_bls - Jason
@darthballsac - Ballsac

.......and we are keeping the email open, maybe you can guilt trip Tyler to comeback and chat with the others  sooner or later

allmyheroeswearmasks@gmail.com

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Episode 169 : Death Spa

The trio of talking of bullshit have returned with a new show from another '80 horror movie called Death Spa. A spa so revolutionary in workout equipment that people are dieing to use it and these 3 men just have to talk about after their short stint at the Detroit Jack Off Club. They bring tales of when wrestling was good, internet rumors, back to the festivus pole, the UFC 196, a little craigslist freakshow, a little news, and some what you've been watching? The boys come back with a rundown of Death Spa. We get feedback from Jim, fake Cordell, drunk Stan, Jared, and Craig, and another fake Cordell call in to the show while we get emails from Stan, Jake, and a couple new guys named Luke and Nate.

Thanks for the feedback.
If you want to get a hold of the show :
email : allmyheroeswearmasks@gmail.com
voicemail : 206-309-4819
and on Twitter :
Tyler : @slipknot123
Jason : @strangeland_bls
Rob : @darthballsac 
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Xpodables : Gymkata

Ballsac, Jason, and Dan, bring to you possibly the most important movie in American history, Gymkata.  A story about an American gymnast turned martial arts badass who tries to secure the future of America by winning the "Game" and allow our Government to complete the Star Wars Missile Defense System.  Will he be the first outsider to win the game in over 900 years or will be die trying to save his country?  Join us and find out.  We discuss trailers for the upcoming movies Triple 9 and The Brothers Grimsby. 

BTW: The Razzie Award for best new star was Bridgitte Nielsen-Stallone for her killer performances in both Red Sonja and Rocky IV, you are welcome Ballsac.

Congratulations to Dave who has won our first, and possibly last, Xpodables giveaway by submitting the correct answer to our "name that movie" contest.  Be sure and stay tuned after the show for our Xpodables Xtra segment.  Be a part of the show and leave some fucking feedback at Xpodables@gmail.com.  Join us next time for 1973's Coffy starring Pam Grier and possibly her boobs.

Follow us on Twitter: Rob is @darthballsac, Jason is @Strangleland_bls, and Dan is @Vanilagorila73
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Xpodables : Samurai Cop

The boys are back to rundown a piece of cinematic mastery, 1991's Samurai Cop!  We also give our thoughts on the Royal Rumble, discuss the trailer for the upcoming movie The Suicide Squad, and eventually get to some feedback.  So join us for one hell of a ride as we try and describe how incredibly awesome/horrible this movie is.  We also drop a bombshell and announce that one lucky winner will have the chance to win the prize of a lifetime by correctly telling us the name of the movie by listening to an audio clip during the show.  Everyone who gives us the correct answer will have their name thrown in the hat.  What is the prize you ask?  You have to listen to find out.  Leave us some fucking feedback and your answer at: Xpodables@gmail.com and remember to follow us on Twitter.  "You just don't turn it off!"  Truer words were never spoken Sylvester.

Rob:@darthballsac

Jason:@strangeland_bls

Dan:@vanilagorila73

Our next episode we will be covering yet another martial arts masterpiece GYMKATA!!!

DON'T FORGET TO FIND US ON OUR OWN FEED ...... Xpodables.podbean.com

....and on iTunes under ................ The Xpodables

....and on Stitcher........................ The Xpodables

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Episode 168 : High Tension

The heroes of the 3rd best podcast in the world are back and in record time of just before their voicemail line was shut off again. They boys start off a tad and rusty and it just goes down hill from there. Ballsac brings back an oldie of "Craigslist Freakshow" with an exilerating offer they can't say sloppy seconds to. Tyler brings us some news from his favorite site about some upcoming movies. Then three talk some "what have you been watching?", sponsored by Tyler's low club. 

After a word from our parents,we get into the meat and potatoes of the show with a rundown of High Tension. After that we get a healthy discussion on what went down in our minds, and our shorts to really give this movie a good talking over, while Ballsac clams up. We finish the show off with a low amount of feedback from Newty (who popped our NEW voicemail lines cherry 206-309-4819) and Cordell.
We play some special music this episode
Email : allmyheroeswearmasks@gmail.com
Voicemail : 206-309-4819
Twitter :
Tyler : @slipknot123
Jason : @strangeland_bls
Rob : @darthballsac
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Episode 167 : Return to Sleepaway Camp? ……who cares, WE’RE BACK

The 3rd Best Podcast in the World has resurfaced for a new show in a new year. The had a nice long break to talk about as they get reacquainted. Tyler comes back with adventures over the holidays, Jason makes a triumphant best and worst list for 2015, Ballsac fucks up his list, and all 3 just shoot the shit about UFC, wrestling, video games, pictures, etc.. Oh, and they eventually talk about some movies. The boys do actually talk about Return to Sleepaway Camp, the movie that almost killed All My Heroes, and make it very brief. Our trio of tata whisperers get feedback from Jake, Jim, Gus, Cordell, and Busta Rhymes.
Email : allmyheroeswearmasks@gmail.com
Get us on Twitter 
Tyler : @slipknot123
Jason : @strangeland_bls
Rob/Ballsac : @darthballsac
NEW Voicemail Line : 206-309-4819
next time we meet : High Tension
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Xpodables : The Exterminator

Well people, we are back and it seems we are keeping Xpodbales on the regular. (hopefully) Dan and Rob are back with a special host to help us keep Xpodables on the regular. Who is the guest host you ask, listen and find out! We kick this show off withtrailer talk of Star Trek Beyond and X-Men : Apocalypse, while Dan learns he may have made a mistake. We talk our top 5 action movies of 2015 and talk with our special guest about the past trailers before we do our thing with The Exterminator. 

@darthballsac      Rob
@vanilagorila73    Dan
 
Next show up is : Samurai Cop
and don't forget the boys from AMHWM :
@slipknot123          Tyler
@strangeland_bls   Jason
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Xpodables : The Warriors

Ballsac(Rob), Dan, and Erik are back to about some Warriors. First we kick the show off with a piece of feedback from Stan before we get into our trailer talk of Independence Day : Resurgance and The 5th Wave. We sneak into some more Star Wars again so watch the SPOILERS when we start. After our bit of bullshit we hit the full rundown of The Warriors.

@darthballsac      Rob
@vanilagorila73    Dan
@thiserikmorgan   Erik
Next show up is : The Exterminator
and don't forget the boys from AMHWM :
@slipknot123          Tyler
@strangeland_bls   Jason
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Xpodables : Star Wars : The Force Awakens Special (SPOILERS)

*SPOILERS*

This is a show Ballsac/Rob and Dan just had to do after seeing Star Wars : The Force Awakens twice in the theater. You are warned, there are full plot spoilers, theories, and just random bullshit from the whole Star Wars Universe throughout this show. Stay away if you don't want any of the movie spoiled for you! 
check us out on the twitter :
@darthballsac      Rob
@vanilagorila73    Dan
Next show up is : The Warriors
and don't forget the boys from AMHWM :
@slipknot123          Tyler
@strangeland_bls   Jason
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Xpodables : The Last Dragon

Ballsac ventures out, not quite on his own, to bring this feed some life again. He taps 2 of his friends, the Vanila Gorila ( Dan ) and a Psychopathic Clown ( Erik ) to help him bring back the Xpodables. The trio of untalkative tards bring you a little something different and the same old shit you're used to on this feed. The little something different is, we do some trailer talk at the beginning just to get some things off our chest. We finissh it out with a classic rundown of The Last Dragon. Hope you all enjoy!

We have a new email account just for xpodables now, reach us at : Xpodables@gmail.com
Twitter : @darthballsac
......and don't for get the real crew of AMHWM
Twitter : @slipknot123
             @strangeland_bls
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